When he eats at a vegan restaurant, the food takes a picture of him. He once spoke at the Animal Rights National Conference — without attending. Avocados ripen when he selects them. His body rejects unhealthy calories. He worked undercover at Tyson Foods — as a chicken. He is the most interesting vegan in the world.

I don’t always drink smoothies but when I do, I use cacao, maca, and flax seeds. Stay vegan my friends.