Tobacco company Phillip Morris announced the debut of their new cheese cigarettes on Monday. The cigarettes will combine traditional nicotine with cheese, allowing smokers to get a simultaneous nicotine and casein hit. Each cheese cigarette includes 12g of saturated fat, antibiotics, and steroids. According to Phillip Morris, the cigarettes are grass-fed, humane, all-natural, free-range, and organic. “We see the new cheese cigarettes as an exciting opportunity to meet the needs of people with chemical and food addictions,” Phillip Morris CEO Jacek Olazark said. The FDA stated they recommend 2-3 cheese cigarettes daily as part of a healthy diet.
2 thoughts on “Phillip Morris Introduces New Cheese Cigarettes”
I’m not a smoker, but this sounds horrible. ________________________________
even smellier than tobacco cigs