DeSantis Puts Daughter on Bus to Nantucket After She Asks Question About George Washington’s Slaves at Dinner Table

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis expressed outrage on Friday after his daughter revealed that she learned about slavery in school. “She asked me why George Washington had slaves at Mount Vernon,” DeSantis said, “so I put her on a bus to live with the radical woke left.” He subsequently ordered the Sheriff’s Office to arrest her teacher, Mrs. Davis, for voter fraud.

Volunteers greeted seven-year-old Madison DeSantis as she exited a Greyhound bus in Nantucket–a remote island off Cape Cod, Massachusetts, after she made the 22-hour bus trip from Tallahassee. A woman wearing a “We Welcome All Immigrants” t-shirt handed Governor DeSantis’s daughter a bottled water, peanut butter and jelly sandwich, American flag, and bag of toiletries. She will temporarily stay with a group of Syrian refugees that DeSantis shipped from Arizona to Cape Cod in January until INS can process her. DeSantis defended his actions by blaming the “woke mob, Marxist cultural elites, vegans, Disney’s tax exemption, and Silicon Valley Bank” for brainwashing his daughter.

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7 thoughts on “DeSantis Puts Daughter on Bus to Nantucket After She Asks Question About George Washington’s Slaves at Dinner Table

  1. He’s freaking insane and malevolent–although going to Nantucket should never be considered a punishment under ordinary circumstances. It seems the inmates are running the asylum. Unbelievable!!!

  2. Uh-oh. I missed the satire part. Just goes to show how crazy things have become when it becomes impossible to tell satire from reality. Sorry about that!!!

  3. Good to get these again. Everything is so political any more. Battle of the parties. They can’t come to a decision

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