Donald Trump ordered Conan the dog back to active duty on Wednesday. The K-9 will assist the Space Force Sky Unit 10 to find the Clinton server, according to White House sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity due to pending book deals. The server is expected to contain Hillary’s favorite holiday recipes, never-before-seen photos from Chelsea’s wedding, and photos of Bill’s socks on the floor.
When a reporter explained to Trump that the server is not a physical object, Trump said, “Space Force will go to the cloud where Ukraine has been hiding it, and they’ll get the server. We have a world. People can’t believe what we’re doing. They said, ‘Mr. President, it’s in the cloud, you can’t get it, sir’ and I said, what are we stupid? We have Space Force. They go up. They go in the cloud and get it. Very simple. It should have been done a long time ago, that I can tell you.”