The Most Interesting Vegan in New York

He bought Beyond Chicken at KFC after it sold out. He rode a horse-drawn carriage in Central Park–all the way to freedom. When he opens his laptop, it lights up the night sky. His Facebook fundraiser for animals met everyone else’s goals. When he misspells customers’ names on Starbucks’ cups, they start using the name he gives them. He sneezes pistachios. He’s the most interesting vegan in New York.

I don’t always eat the Impossible Whopper at Burger King, but when I do, I wear the crown. Stay vegan my friends.

 

 

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