In a final attempt to prove that it’s not him in the yearbook photo, Governor Ralph Northam wore a KKK robe and hood to a press conference today.
“You see? It’s not me!” Northam explained to a stunned throng of reporters. “Look at the way the hood in the yearbook photo sits on the person’s nose. As you can see, my nose isn’t that big when my face is covered,” Northam said, speaking through a slit in the hood.
Northam removed the hood and revealed himself in blackface. “And this is me in blackface. Nothing like the photo!” he said, as several of his staff members passed out.
Northam cued the hit song Billie Jean and began moonwalking.
Reporters later asked Northam if he recalls pushing an elderly woman who worked for him off a cruise ship in 2014. He stated that as best as he can recall, he doesn’t believe he pushed anyone off a cruise ship in 2014.