NEW YORK–A recent Gallup poll of 1,028 cardiologists revealed that 98% of doctors recommend Americans eat plant-based food to prevent a rise in blood pressure from Donald Trump’s presidential campaign. The recommendation follows a growing consensus in the medical community that eating a diet rich in fruits, vegetables, nuts, beans, and grains is the healthiest way to live.
“We’ve seen a 50% increase in cardiac events during the Republican National Convention,” said Dr. William Gibbons, a respected cardiovascular disease specialist at the Duke University Medical Center. “We believe the nation would be well served to stop eating animals if they want to survive the Trump campaign.”
“I’ve had trouble breathing since he came down that escalator,” said Alex Sherman, a local resident in Cleveland. “Eating more plant-based food has saved my life although Scott Baio may do me in.”