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The Most Interesting Vegan in the World

He gets his protein by eating people who ask him where he gets his protein. He speaks in all caps. He held up an animal rights sign at a Bernie Sanders event and the police arrested Bernie Sanders. He grew his own basil for a vegan recipe. Now he uses it to feed 10 million people. He once taught a three-year-old to be smarter than a pig. He is the most interesting vegan in the world.

I don’t always drink juice but when I do, I cold-press it with cucumber, celery, kale, lemon, ginger, carrots, and an apple. Stay vegan my friends.

 

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