He gets his protein by eating people who ask him where he gets his protein. He speaks in all caps. He held up an animal rights sign at a Bernie Sanders event and the police arrested Bernie Sanders. He grew his own basil for a vegan recipe. Now he uses it to feed 10 million people. He once taught a three-year-old to be smarter than a pig. He is the most interesting vegan in the world.
I don’t always drink juice but when I do, I cold-press it with cucumber, celery, kale, lemon, ginger, carrots, and an apple. Stay vegan my friends.