Dear Honey Boo Boo’s Mama,
It’s my understanding you recently served hot dogs at Honey Boo Boo’s birthday party. That’s a real boo-boo. Eating hot dogs promotes cruelty, exploitation, and violence that animals suffer at factory farms and in slaughterhouses. Hot dogs may also lead to various diseases including diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, and obesity. If your family craves hot dogs, please consider eating Smart Dogs, a more healthful and humane choice.
You also stated you like to “sit on the couch and vegetate your ass.” Eating more plant-based foods may give you more energy to play with Chubbs, Chickadee, and Honey Boo Boo Child. Apparently, you also told your daughter if she “farts 12-15 times a day, she can lose a little weight.” Although I have not tried that diet, the best way to maintain a healthy weight is to eat more vegetables, fruits, and other whole foods. Please consider ordering a free vegetarian starter kit for ideas on how to prepare these foods. You may also want to give your children water instead of Mountain Dew and Red Bull.
While I can sympathize with your statement that “no one can be proper and etiquettely [sic] all the time,” you can still make a big difference in your life, the lives of your children, and the welfare of animals by choosing a humane lifestyle that prioritizes compassion over killing. Please consider trying my easy guide to improve your health, save animals, and preserve our environment called 30 Ways in 30 Days: A Checklist for Compassionate Living.
Thank you for keeping an open mind. I wish you and your family success, health, and happiness.
*Note: I tried to watch the show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo to gain more insight into the Honey Boo Boo family but I couldn’t do it. I obtained information about the show from online sources.