The Most Interesting Vegan In The World

When he attends events to protest cruelty to animals, the abusers protest with him. When someone asks him where he gets his protein, he bench presses them. When he walks into a fur farm, the employees start skinning themselves. He once convinced a family to stop eating animals simply by looking at their dog. He is the most interesting vegan in the world.

I don’t always drink almond milk but when I do, I prefer to crush the almonds with my bare hands and mix them with water I pull from the clouds.  Stay vegan my friends.

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